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....flying through the air with that stick, he jumps up and grabs it and pulls me back down to the ground? Will I be left behind if that happens? Should I stop throwing sticks for my dog?

*cries*

2007-12-27 12:53:07 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

(((Vishal)))

2007-12-27 12:57:36 · update #1

(((Purdey)))

2007-12-27 13:00:20 · update #2

(((Snout and bad tim)))

lookn.... "Professed God hater"??

Such stupid words have *never* come from my mouth. How could I hate something that doesn't exist?

2007-12-27 13:09:09 · update #3

27 answers

Maybe he won't pull you down to the ground - maybe he will start going up with you. But what if *he* can't hold onto the stick and falls when you're really high up? Then you wouldn't be left behind but he'd be dead *cries too* I don't wanna get ruptured!!!

I think I'm going to just go make some tea now

2007-12-27 13:03:16 · answer #1 · answered by Godless AM™ VT 7 · 2 1

As known with those questions, non-believers take their turns making relaxing of the Bible. The term rapture is in no way mentioned in scripture. it quite is a term "describing" what we learn in First Corinthians 15:50-fifty two and accepted Thessalonians 4:thirteen-18. those verses of course state that those are believers taken out of the international, ie, non-belivers are the only ones left at the back of. all of us be responsive to it hasn't got here approximately while you evaluate that a lot of human beings disappearing all on the comparable time would be international huge information for weeks. And no, falling into outer area would not fairly say it. ("...we can be caught up interior the clouds, to fulfill the Lord interior the air...") ....of course, unbelievers scoff at God having the ability to try this, even nonetheless His advent speaks loudly of His capacity and could. Be waiting. now's the familiar time. now's the day of salvation. Confess to God you're a sinner and have confidence Christ and His artwork on the go and settle for Him (Jesus) as Lord of your life and Savior. in case you have self assurance on your coronary heart and confess to God in prayer, he will shop you. He has to. He won't be able to lie.

2016-10-02 10:53:41 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

To be raptured means to be taken up in spirit, like the prophets of old. It does not mean you fly through the air and do not return to earth. That is a sci fi fantasy.

2007-12-27 13:00:57 · answer #3 · answered by Digital Age 6 · 1 1

It might happen the other way round. Maybe your dog will get raptured, and drag you up with him. Just make sure you hold on tight to the stick. And make sure it's a nice thick chunky one, not one of those weedy twiggy ones.

((Zilla))

2007-12-27 13:03:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

That won't happen.
He'll be there, too.
DO you really fly through the air with a stick?
Do you do it with the greatest of ease, like the daring young man on the flying trapeze?

COOL!

2007-12-27 12:57:40 · answer #5 · answered by batgirl2good 7 · 1 2

I think you should have weightier matters on your mind, like, WHY would you; (a professed God hater and mocker) be included in the rapture anyway???

2007-12-27 13:05:43 · answer #6 · answered by lookn2cjc 6 · 0 1

Or what if he grips onto your pant leg and won't let go, when you get to the pearly gates, will God have a couple of bouncers there to eject him from the premises?

2007-12-27 12:58:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

This is a dog gone question! Don't worry, after the rapture we will have all the toys.

2007-12-27 13:02:17 · answer #8 · answered by rustyoldma 5 · 1 1

kill the dog now. it will be better off when armageddon comes, and you won't have to worry about it ruining your only chance at salvation. it's not like they're going to let it into heaven, is it. better to shed tears on earth rather than waste your precious moments in eternal paradise.

(((zilla)))

2007-12-27 13:04:20 · answer #9 · answered by bad tim 7 · 1 1

What if you happen to be driving?

Do you get squashed against the roof of your car, or does your car go to heaven with you?

Do we arrive naked?

Do our fillings get ripped from our teeth and all the bacteria in our gut get squeezed out our anus?

2007-12-27 13:00:00 · answer #10 · answered by Sly Phi AM 7 · 1 1

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