the most original/ best 1 i havent heard wins
2007-12-27 12:15:41 · 9 answers · asked by foxy07 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
cmon people dont say i know 1 but dont wanna tell ya keep thm jokes coming, its gunna be a tough choice
2007-12-27 12:34:52 · update #1
i did ask n have got a crazy sense of humour, by the title of the question they should realise content may offend n im hoping it does gl all wif ur jokes
2007-12-27 12:37:34 · update #2
hey someones gotta ask, hey your jokes are good keep em coming, thanx for all your support of my question! again if u dnt like my question or may become offended my questions n answers are not for you,
2007-12-28 11:42:11 · update #3
OK, here's a few. I expect they'll get reported, but you asked so here:
What's got 8 legs and makes women scream?
Gang-rape.
What's small, red and crawls up women's legs?
A homesick abortion.
How many times does a baby revolve in the microwave before it explodes?
I don't know; I'm always too busy w*nking to count.
And b*llocks to all you who are offended by these. I take great pride in my ability to never be offended. Just because I have a sense of humour that makes me amused by these kind of jokes doesn't mean I would go out and perform the acts in them, nor does it make me a bad person. Ever laughed at South Park or Family Guy? Same thing, just can't be broadcast on tv; if they could they would.
Also, well done for asking this question, and well done to those who have answered.
2007-12-27 12:24:34 · answer #1 · answered by Doug 7 · 14⤊ 0⤋
Most Offensive Joke
2016-10-04 02:46:47 · answer #2 · answered by lawniczak 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
--These Jokes are not meant to offend anyone and are just to answer the question -- I <3 black people
What can a black man do that a couch cant?
Support a family.
Whats long, black and smells like sh!t?
The welfare line
Dead Baby Joke-- Look away
Whats the difference between a dead baby and an emo kid?
The dead baby doesn't cry
2007-12-27 12:20:17 · answer #3 · answered by Tickle me emo 3 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Kindly search for the whole phrase, "Andrew "Dice" Clay" . The dual quotes are needed because "Dice" was in quotes in the name. As a young man this person was about as filthy as a stand-up comic could *get* and still find work. These days, he's not doing a lot because he's no longer allowed to--Wal-Mart edits, that sort of thing. That should get you your fill of humor that can't be quoted here. Sorry I can't do more...
2016-03-14 01:42:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's Osama Bin Laden's favourite team? The New York Jets
How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and six million in the ash jar.
So a baby seal walks into a club.........................
What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter got out of the chamber.
2017-04-05 18:25:29 · answer #5 · answered by Philip 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1
2017-02-09 05:51:55 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can`t think of any right now but they do have a lot of them
2007-12-27 13:22:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 6⤋
What do you get when you mix Rogaine and Viagra?
Hair that stands straight up on your head!
2007-12-27 14:45:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 8⤋
The ultimate dead baby joke. It is so offensive that I'm not telling it.
2007-12-27 12:20:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 13⤋
wow my brother has some funny but disturbing one and there to disturbing
2007-12-27 12:23:15 · answer #10 · answered by Mershallis 3 · 0⤊ 7⤋