hey what would be a really funny message to leave as my voicemail? im tered of something like "hey srry cant come 2 phone leave a message" i want something really funny. got any audio clips from the internet of one? i need something creative. thanx
2007-12-27 11:18:15 · 48 answers · asked by Boston 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
be like Hello? and then wait 3 seconds. Then go "im not here right now!" it'll trick people into thinking ur there and ur not!
2007-12-27 11:20:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 1⤋
You've called our number, but we don't care. If we did, we'd be here. So leave a message at the tone, and we'll call u back, when your not home.
I don't exist at the moment, but if you leave your message, name and number, I'll call you back when I am...
I am not home to talk to you, But please don't be a creep. Just leave your name and number, At the sound of the...
Hi. If you are a burglar, checking to see if anyone is home, then we're probably at home cleaning our weapons right now and can't come to the phone. Otherwise, we probably aren't at home and it's safe to leave us a message.
Hi. I'm home right now, I'm just screening my calls. So start talking and if you're someone I want to speak with I'll pick up the phone. Otherwise, well, what can I say?
Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.
Hi. Now you say something.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet, and so are you
The roses have wilted, the violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head
The roses stink, sorta like sheep
But leave your name, number, and message after the beep
The roses are molding, the violets are rotten
And I might call you back, if I haven't forgotten
We might be in, we might be out, but leave a message and you might find out!
"Hello? ...Hello? ...Hellooo? I'm sorry, you're gonna have to speak
up, I can't hear you... That's 'cuz I'm not home! Leave a message.
BEEP."
Hi. This is John:
If you are the phone company, I already sent the money.
If you are my parents, please send money.
If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money.
If you are my friends, you owe me money.
Talk to the phone, the face ain't home, please leave a message, after the tone. BEEP!
Go away, leave me alone, please leave a message, after the tone BEEP!
2007-12-27 11:22:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Im like
Hi
(Wait a second)
Whats up
(Wait a second)
Shut up for a second I got to tell you something!
If you hear a beep ignorre it because im waiting for a call but Im not gonna pick up when they call.
Then make it so that the caller instrructions dont come up after and all they hear is a beep.
And they will think they are talking to you but they are really leaving you a voicemail.
2007-12-27 11:22:37 · answer #3 · answered by loganisthere 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hello? *wait 4 seconds* Haha fooled you! I'm not at the phone right now! Leave a message after the beep!♥
2007-12-27 11:21:12 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Kim♥ 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
come on: think outside the box. what you say will depend to a great extent on who normally calls you.
mine says: hi, this is wendy. if you need to reach me today, I suggest e-mail. if it can wait, I'll get this message sometime this century.
I'll tell you what I do NOT think is cute: a grown man using his grandchild's voice to say something totally inane and unintelligible. the caller doesn't even know who's he's reached, but maybe that's the point.
keep it brief and yes do use humor. "Yo, is that you? I'm not in now but you can leave a message."
2007-12-27 11:28:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haven't got any clips, sorry - though you could try utube.
But had you thought of putting some music on your phone? Something with an appropriate lyric perhaps.... eg, "I will survive"..... Bohemian Rhapsody" ....depending on who's gonna call you.....
Or you could get someone else to leave your message - people pay famous people to do that but you could get a friend to do it .....
Too sleepy to think of anything funnier.....but sure you can think of something cool...
2007-12-27 11:25:24 · answer #6 · answered by Suzita 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What does this have to do with dating?
2007-12-27 11:20:22 · answer #7 · answered by andybosik 5 · 5⤊ 2⤋
How about, "Hey, this is the refrigerator, the answering machine is broken. Leave a message and I'll be sure to tape a post-it to the phone."
2007-12-27 11:21:42 · answer #8 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
something like yo i can't talk now i'm in jail so leave a message if you'll pay my bail or something like to leave a message press 1 to leave a message press 2 to leave a message press 4 to order a hamburger press 5 thank you
or something like apple pie eat a fly leave a message stupid guy or something like i'm busy murdering barney so leave a message.or something like if you like pie leave a message if you don't never call again
2007-12-27 11:29:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go like hey wuts up im just crackin like a home skillet bisket with a soda on the side....... Well anyways i will call you back if i feel like it...if i dont tough luck so leave yo name and number after the tone!!!!!
2007-12-27 11:24:04 · answer #10 · answered by volley_lover101 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha my friends voicemail is very funny..she says hello then waits for 5 seconds and then says "hey wats up" and waits for another 5 seconds and then is like "sorry im not here to take ur call right now, leave name and number blah blah blah...." haha i think its hilarious because she actually tricked me into thinking i was actually talking to her..then few minutes later im like "oh sh*t its her voicemail lol" i felt so stupid...lol
2007-12-27 11:24:31 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋