The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after class one day,she asked, "Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?"
"I'm in love," the boy replied.
Holding back an urge to smile, she asked, "With whom?"
"With YOU!" he said.
"But Johnny," she said gently, "don't you see how silly that is? It's true that I would like a husband of my own someday. But I don't want a child."
"Oh, don't worry," the boy said reassuringly, "I'll use a rubber!"
2007-12-27 11:08:01 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
bahahha.
Well, kind of disturbing, but I have to admit...it brought a smile to my face. =b
2007-12-28 04:26:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is so freakin funny. That is about the truth these days also. Too many teachers going after students or the other way around!!! LOL "Star"
2007-12-28 01:21:23 · answer #2 · answered by TTC#2 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That Little Johnny! lol!
2007-12-27 11:12:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A teacher was standing in front of his class. He asked the class," Whoever thinks that they are stupid, stand up?" Minutes passed and no one stood up. Then finally one boy stood up bravely. "Why are you standing up, Freddie?" asked the teacher. the boy answered in a subjective voice, "i just felt bad for you"
2016-05-27 08:41:53 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, kids say the darndest things
2007-12-27 11:49:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha, kids these days...
2007-12-27 11:10:16 · answer #6 · answered by =] 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol...very funny, i think that gets a star!
2007-12-27 11:15:08 · answer #7 · answered by aggie0611 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Whoa!!!
Great joke!!! xD xD xD
Have a star! *
2007-12-27 11:19:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
oy vey!
2007-12-27 11:26:22 · answer #9 · answered by opengirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. umm i kinda get iht...haha =)
2007-12-27 11:10:30 · answer #10 · answered by May Oo! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋