lol x 1,000,000
2007-12-27 11:04:19 · 50 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
oooh, that's shaken the religious, paranoid and just plain weird nutters out of the woodwork ;-)
2007-12-27 11:10:50 · update #1
Ronnie B T - are you serious? Do you ever lighten up , or stay home some days and just fart?
2007-12-27 11:13:30 · update #2
In the beautiful bluegrass state of Kentucky you do. Come on down, you will fit right in.
Happy New Year!
2007-12-27 11:07:25 · answer #1 · answered by KyLoveChick 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Depends which part of the world you live in or want to live in. In England, my experience is that we are led to believe that we live by democracy when really its the autocratic that make the decisions. Same really with personal lives. Its persuading someone that they have have made the decision. That way all parties are happy and compliant. Equality without argument. Strong women? physically? socially? Psychologically? If she lets you eat pork, drink alcohol and says nothing, what more can you ask for. You're a lucky bloke and the futures all yours!
2007-12-30 08:22:31 · answer #2 · answered by raincape 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can you change you position as often as the political breeze blows?
Can you lie straight faced to everyone and anyone wihtout feeling any guilt regardig the same?
Can you avoid answering a question directly and indirectly never answer it by amazingly refering it to something that is in no way related to what was originally asked?
Can you refuse to listen to any one and every one who might actually know what is happening in any and every situation so as to demand your own way while sstill being willing to totally change your directions at a moments notice depending upon who you are speaking with?
Do you have the morals of a snake or lower? Better yet, can you loose any morals you may once have had?
Do you have at least one or two remaining and amost functioning brain cells?
By god, (if you can say you are a "Christian" whether you actually are or not) and have millions of dollars and are only a reasonably good speaker with so so speech writers, YOU COULD BE PRESIDENT!!!
I'll be looking for those bumper stickers and buttons when you get to be 35 years of age!
Hell! It worked for a village idiot in Texas and it can work for you, too!
2007-12-27 11:15:09 · answer #3 · answered by Big Bill 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Stay close, Pal.
Yours Truly,
Over-the-Hill-No-Kid-Havin'-Life-Partner-of-A-Man-Who-Also-Likes-Pork, Whisky, Democracy, & Strong Women
*cheers*
2007-12-27 13:17:56 · answer #4 · answered by Moonstruck Lady 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pork won't do you any harm. Democracy wont do you any harm. A wife won't do you any harm. Whisky doesn't exclude you. Women taken out of context can ruin you spiritual career. Dont worry you will have lots of people as your neighbors in the next life. You won't be lonely, but you might nash your teeth and wale because you are saddened by your neighbors and your plight.
2007-12-27 11:11:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Sounds like you're a good ol' boy from southern Mississippi.
Do you have a future? Maybe in politics or selling cars. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
2007-12-27 11:08:29 · answer #6 · answered by CrG 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Of course. Because, unlike most, you KNOW what you want.
It doesn't mean that you're future will be productive but at least you know what you want. For the time being.
2007-12-28 08:59:06 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
none at all ur driving urself to ur own destruction, come to islam the true religion an u wil be content and have a future
2007-12-28 05:57:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like pork, beer, capitalism and women. What are the chances?
You should be a politician.
I don't like the 'democracy' that the US and the UK have.
2007-12-27 11:09:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
yeh coz the strong woman that u married or w.e we take care of u and whisky i lovely drink and democracy well lead to great thing gd luck
2007-12-27 11:09:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋