So these two blonde chicks are drinking and driving. The driver ses the flash of the police car lights in her rearview. She pulls over.
"Like oh no, it's the cops!" she squeaks. "But like, don't worry just do what I do".
So she peels the label off her beer bottle and sticks it to her forehead. The passenger does the same. The officer approaches the vehicle and smells the distinct odor of beer.
"Have you ladies been drinking?" he asks the blondes.
"No way silly!" said the driver blonde pointing to the label on her forehaed. "See? We're on the patch!"
2007-12-27 10:56:08 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ugh I guess if I gotta explain it then it isn't very funny....there's a lot of patches to keep you off certain things. ex. nicotine patch, birth control patch, weight loss patches..etc...
she was acting like she had a beer patch and... oh nevermind...
:(
2007-12-27 11:20:04 · update #1
I didn't know you couldn't drink while you were on the patch. You learn something knew every day...
2007-12-27 11:17:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I didn't get it, after you explained I just thought it was really stupid in a funny sort of way.
2007-12-27 19:43:20 · answer #2 · answered by eden 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
o my gosh that is funny lololollolololol hahahahah thats a good one
2007-12-27 20:01:13 · answer #3 · answered by cool girl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ummm im like vixen xx... i dnt get iht... buhht im not from london. =)
2007-12-27 19:14:22 · answer #4 · answered by May Oo! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i am super super dumb and i dont get it.
bare in mind im from london and im young.....
lol
xx
2007-12-27 19:00:30 · answer #5 · answered by vixen xx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...nice one
2007-12-28 02:56:57 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!! Stupid, stupid girls!!! xD
LOL! Have a star. *
2007-12-27 19:11:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋