, with a baby in her arms, entered his butcher shop and confronted him with the news that the baby was his and asked what was he going to do about it? Finally he offered to provide her with free meat until the boy was 16. She agreed.
He had been counting the years off on his calendar, and one day the teenager, who had been collecting the meat each week, came into the shop and said, "I'll be 16 tomorrow."
"I know," said the butcher with a smile, "I've been counting too, tell your mother, when you take this parcel of meat home, that it is the last free meat she'll get, and watch the expression on her face."
When the boy arrived home he told his mother.
The woman nodded and said, "Son, go back to the butcher and tell him I have also had free bread, free milk, and free groceries for the last 16 years and watch the expression on his face!"
2007-12-27 10:22:14 · 13 answers · asked by puma 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is an awesome joke! That one of the best i've heard in a long time. Star
2007-12-27 10:36:30 · answer #1 · answered by Allie_girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-27 10:42:41 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wicked!
2016-05-27 08:34:33 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its very funny but its also been on here ALOT
2007-12-27 10:29:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one, really funny.
2007-12-27 10:40:34 · answer #5 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-12-27 21:34:13 · answer #6 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!!!
2007-12-27 10:28:23 · answer #7 · answered by Putana 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO, the joke is on him!
2007-12-27 10:34:02 · answer #8 · answered by Patty M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good
2007-12-27 21:09:21 · answer #9 · answered by blackcat XIII 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow pmsflol excellent...well done her lol
2007-12-27 13:42:49 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋