A man was going to heaven and was waiting for St.Peter. While he was waiting he saw lots of humungous clocks. When St.Peter came he asked him "What are all these clocks?" St. Peter told him those are lie clocks. "Everybody in the world has lie clocks. Everytime you tell a lie it ticks one second." The man was still confused so St.Peter showed him. " See George Washingtons clock? It ticked only three times. See Lady Teressa's clock? It never ticked." The man looked around and asked "Where is George Bush's clock?" St.Peter smiled and answered " Oh don't worry about that clock I'm using it as a ceiling fan in my office."
2007-12-27 09:54:14 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg how rude!! wuts wrong with u!?? jk jk jk jk lol...... I LOVE IT!! LOL FUNNY STUFF! wooo man that was funy
2007-12-27 17:35:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-27 18:30:20 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-12-27 18:03:32 · answer #3 · answered by Brian A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is a great joke, but there was a small mistake in it, it isn't "Lady Teressa" its, Mother Teresa (who was a fantastic nun working in India with the sick and poor...r.i.p.) ;-)
2007-12-27 18:50:06 · answer #4 · answered by Mz. X 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it, really funny.
2007-12-27 18:42:34 · answer #5 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious! I loved it...thanks!
2007-12-27 17:57:18 · answer #6 · answered by kittykris2002 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard that one before..
that's good stuff right there!
star!
2007-12-27 18:31:29 · answer #7 · answered by _WhiteRose 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-12-27 17:58:11 · answer #8 · answered by Normal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha! thats funny!
2007-12-27 17:57:37 · answer #9 · answered by (needhelpseriously) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awesome
2007-12-27 18:51:53 · answer #10 · answered by Trust Me h!3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋