1)Ok, so a man walks into a shop and he sees a sign on the wall, he reads it:
Hamburger = £1
Cheeseburger = £2
Hand job = £3
He sees an attractive blonde women behind the counter and calls her. He whisperes to her 'Excuse me, are you the women that gives hand jobs?'
'Yes.' she says.
'Right, wash your hands cos' I want a cheeseburger.'
2) What is the difference between a blonde woman and a fridge?
When you take the meat out of the fridge it doesn't fart.
2007-12-27 09:31:48 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yh i gotta admit no 2 is pretty sh*t. lol
2007-12-27 09:38:17 · update #1
Awesome mate. Classy.
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
What's the similarity between a woman and KFC?
Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
2007-12-27 10:16:46 · answer #1 · answered by Dash 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Number 1 is kind of funny. Number 2 is stupid.
2007-12-27 17:36:03 · answer #2 · answered by highchaparral2006 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny and tacky! 10!
2007-12-27 18:38:05 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The first one was funny... The second was... So so
2007-12-27 17:36:12 · answer #4 · answered by jean_grey420 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wheres that shop? ive £3 spare!
2007-12-27 17:36:00 · answer #5 · answered by ~~eddie m~~~ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yea these were good. I'm going to tell my friend who tells all the "adult" jokes.
2007-12-27 17:49:32 · answer #6 · answered by PhostaKidd 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha. they both made me laugh, but first one was funnier!
2007-12-27 17:41:16 · answer #7 · answered by MISS CAROLYN ARSENAL 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the first one is funny
2007-12-27 17:35:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
First one's great; second, pretty good.
2007-12-27 17:34:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol hhahahah that is the funniest joke i heard!!!*laughing rofl*
2007-12-27 17:38:45 · answer #10 · answered by -ForeverrYoung♥* 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋