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A little old lady opens the door to a hoover salesman who says "would you like a demo?" "No, go away!" the old lady replies. "Hey dont be hasty, wait until youve seen what it can do" says the salesman. So he empties a bucket of horse poo all over the hallway carpet. "If it doesnt clear all that up, i'll eat the remainder myself" he says. The old lady says "Well, i hope youve got a good appetite, because the electric was cut off this morning!"

2007-12-27 08:59:01 · 20 answers · asked by MISS CAROLYN ARSENAL 7 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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2007-12-27 09:14:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

The Bathtub Test During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. 'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.' 'Oh, I understand,' said the visitor. 'A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.' ``````````` ``````````` 'No' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?' ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ON, OR DO YOU WANT A BED NEXT T

2016-05-27 08:20:00 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

Very funny

2007-12-27 09:02:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Very funny.

2007-12-27 09:08:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

That's a cute, clean one.. ya don't see that to often anymore

2007-12-27 09:17:06 · answer #5 · answered by Cassy 1 · 0 0

funny

2007-12-28 08:50:50 · answer #6 · answered by Crown holder 3 · 0 0

saw that on an episode of I love Lucy, well something like that...

2007-12-27 09:17:27 · answer #7 · answered by Hellogirl980 3 · 1 0

Love it, really funny.

2007-12-27 10:45:56 · answer #8 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0 1

I like this and gave you a star!!

2007-12-27 09:27:16 · answer #9 · answered by wyomingcowgirl 5 · 0 1

thats so funny

2007-12-27 09:03:56 · answer #10 · answered by cutie2_brenda 3 · 0 1

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