A little old lady opens the door to a hoover salesman who says "would you like a demo?" "No, go away!" the old lady replies. "Hey dont be hasty, wait until youve seen what it can do" says the salesman. So he empties a bucket of horse poo all over the hallway carpet. "If it doesnt clear all that up, i'll eat the remainder myself" he says. The old lady says "Well, i hope youve got a good appetite, because the electric was cut off this morning!"
2007-12-27
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