Q. Why are women like Kentucky
Fried Chicken? A. After you've finished with the thigh and breasts,
all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
Q. What's the definition
of a Yankee? A. Same thing as a ''quickie'', only
you do it yourself.
Q. What's the difference
between a wife and a wheelie bin? A. You only have to take out a wheelie bin once a week.
Q. What's worse than getting
raped by Jack the Ripper? A. Getting fingered by Captain Hook.
Q. What doesn't belong
in this list : Meat, Eggs, Blow*ob? A. Blow*ob: You can beat your meat, eggs , but you
can't beat a blow*ob.
Q. What do a Rubix cube and a pen*s
have in common? A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
2007-12-27 08:29:43 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ahaha!
funny!
2007-12-27 08:58:10 · answer #1 · answered by :) 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
"Q. Why are women like Kentucky Fried Chicken? A. After you've finished with the thighs and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in."
"What do a Rubix cube and pen*s have in common? A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get."
LOL! Those were my favorite! So funny! LOL!
2007-12-27 15:07:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol Honey on the moment I can'r tell wich one I am,here have a star.xxxx
2007-12-27 10:12:55 · answer #3 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-12-27 09:04:02 · answer #4 · answered by hockey_gal9 *Biggest Stars fan!* 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Too Funny Panos!!
& Its so true about KFC!! :)
Still giggling!!
2007-12-27 09:04:39 · answer #5 · answered by Babette 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
lol-did you by any chance get the zoo book of rude jokes for christmas...
2007-12-27 08:48:58 · answer #6 · answered by k 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Panos, this should be just for 18+! :D
Excellent!!!
Have a star. *
2007-12-27 08:44:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Really funny, nice one.
2007-12-27 10:48:16 · answer #8 · answered by Widgi 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Very quick and yes definately very funny!!! LOL!!
2007-12-27 08:33:20 · answer #9 · answered by MISS CAROLYN ARSENAL 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Well done.KFC and meat question are original:)
2007-12-27 08:49:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
the first one was the best pmsl cheers :-)
2007-12-28 00:19:29 · answer #11 · answered by i love anne 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋