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I'd been reading about the term 'cyber sex'
a lot lately, so decided to try and figure out what it meant.


I figured it had something to do with the computer, so I tried to find the sex drive on mine.


I looked everywhere, in all the folders on my computer,
the Add/Uninstall software. Then I got all the manuals
and went through them.


I finally came to the conclusion that my computer is not
equipped with one. So decided to go to the computer store to see if I could buy
one.


The sales person in the first store was a stern looking woman,
and when I gave her the make and model of my computer and asked her if she had any sex drives in stock. She scowled at me and asked if I was trying to get smart with
her. Then rather rudely, I thought, she just walked away.


Huh must not have had any in stock!!!!!


The guy in the second store, laughed and asked me if I'd
fallen off a turnip truck.

2007-12-27 08:25:35 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

I assured him I'd never been on a turnip truck but I had
fallen off the wagon a few times. He said that explained it and he walked away laughing.


The guy in the third store said something like 'boob'
under his breath and walked away, wonder why he only noticed one!


Anyway, I figured they must not carry them in these stores,
maybe I have to order them from a catalogue or something.
So that's where I am now....


If any of you have some computer skills and could help me locate my sex drive, I would appreciate it.

2007-12-27 08:25:56 · update #1

23 answers

haha(:

2007-12-27 09:43:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Funny! 10!

2016-04-11 03:43:32 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Lol Honey you are cracking me tonight but pls have a star.xxx

2007-12-27 10:10:00 · answer #3 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 3 0

Funny, cheers for posting.

2007-12-27 10:49:33 · answer #4 · answered by Widgi 7 · 2 0

my house ,,,very good keep the coming need a laugh nothing on tv

2007-12-27 08:44:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Very creative & funny!! LOL

Too bad I can't be of assistance!!

Hubbie wouldn't like it!! :)

2007-12-27 09:02:13 · answer #6 · answered by Babette 6 · 3 0

That is so funny.
I dont think you can
get that on a drive
though!

2007-12-27 15:20:41 · answer #7 · answered by tiffinynb93 3 · 2 1

SURE! why not!? don't worry i'm good at explaining...



hilarious joke Panos!!!! loved it!

2007-12-28 05:59:13 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 1 0

thats hilarous...where i live you probably would have gotten more than smart *** remarks but this joke just made my day...hehehehe

2007-12-27 08:40:02 · answer #9 · answered by Alyssa's Mommy 3 · 3 0

i'll email ya, lmao star4u

2007-12-27 19:50:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Try this: http://www.physicianformulas.com/store/Scripts/prodview.asp?idproduct=136&name=Passion-Rx

2007-12-27 10:02:11 · answer #11 · answered by robertspraguejr 4 · 0 2

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