This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a Woman
In a little black car Doing 75 mph With her Face up next to her Rear view mirror Putting on her eyeliner. I looked away For a couple seconds And when I looked back she was Halfway over in my lane, Still working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much that;
I dropped my electric shaver, Which knocked The donut Out of my other hand.
In all The confusion of trying To straighten out the car Using my knees against The steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my jeans, and disconnected an important call.
Damn women drivers
2007-12-27 08:23:24 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Big Jim and the Twins was the best part.................LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OMG I LOVED THAT!
2007-12-28 06:04:20 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The scenario you are speaking of is somewhat true to not only Jeff, but other drivers. If the have it with their crew chief and switch crew chiefs, they don't typically have the same results. But also on the other hand they can have better success with a new crew chief. Look at Tony Sr. and Dale Jr. when they were together. Tony Jr. has not been as good. Tony Jr. is a good crew chief, but maybe not when it came to Jr. Doesn't make either person the less. Just not the right combination. Alan Gustofson is as good of a crew chief as most yet results with Mark Martin were awesome the first year and then fell off. Steve Le Tarte had better days in the beginning with Jeff Gordon and then fell off. Tony Jr. is doing great with Danica for her early days in Nascar. Time will tell with all of them, but if you take Chad K away from JJ, sorry neither would have the "click" it takes to do what those boys do. Look at Matt Kenseth since Robbie Rieser left for a different position with RFR. Now with Jimmie Fenning, Matt has come back to life, similar to when Robbie was there. So he is now a threat again. Crew Chief/Driver makes alot of the team, communication, along with deciding what to change to make it better is a 1 way street. If they are not both going in the same direction, the results are going to show. They didn't make the car better all day! Or they went the wrong way! It's tough, yet I ask you could you make a crew chief/driver relationship work? I would love to see Ray Everham come back on top the pit box for Jeff G. the rocketship would lift off again. They "CLICKED".
2016-05-27 05:12:43 · answer #2 · answered by reva 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol Honey damm all male drivers what where you doing with that mobile and that shaver,here sweets have a star,and before people slaughter me yes I now it's a joke.xxxx
I hope you had a wonderfull day.xxx
2007-12-27 09:52:32 · answer #3 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha. Sounds like some of the drivers in London!!
2007-12-27 08:29:53 · answer #4 · answered by MISS CAROLYN ARSENAL 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow!
women must be the worst drivers in history!
no wonder we cause all the accidents
!!!!!!!!
lol
2gud!
2007-12-28 00:46:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great one!!
I think it may be my new favorite of the Day!!!
Still laughing..... gotta go pee now!!
2007-12-27 09:11:50 · answer #6 · answered by Babette 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HaHaHa!!! Great, great joke! LOL.
Have a great evening!
2007-12-27 08:29:02 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-12-28 00:49:51 · answer #8 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-12-27 08:27:38 · answer #9 · answered by ☮♡♥ ツ 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha. i laughed till i cried(:
2007-12-27 09:44:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OH, and you think that we are bad drivers! LOL!!!!
2007-12-27 08:28:17 · answer #11 · answered by <3 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋