The doorbell rings in the middle of the night, and the wife gets up to see who it is. She comes back to bed and the husband says, "Who was that?"
The wife says, "Oh, it was some woman." The husband is freaked out. He says, "Well, uh, what did she want?"
The wife says, "She wanted to know if the coast was clear!" The husband is really nervous now. He says, "Well, what did you tell her?"
The wife says, "I told her the coast is a hundred miles from here; how in the heck do I know if it's clear or not?"
2007-12-27 08:20:37 · 16 answers · asked by .... 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol, nice
2007-12-27 08:24:42 · answer #1 · answered by Grace 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hehe
2016-04-11 03:43:02 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard this one for the first time yesterday but its still funny star4u
2007-12-27 19:52:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA What a blonde!
2007-12-27 08:24:08 · answer #4 · answered by <3 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one, made me laugh.
2007-12-27 10:52:00 · answer #5 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
phew, that was a close one, pmsl hun
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2007-12-27 09:37:55 · answer #6 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha funny
2007-12-27 08:57:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-12-27 08:42:25 · answer #8 · answered by cutie2_brenda 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not bad! Ha Ha!
2007-12-27 08:27:10 · answer #9 · answered by MISS CAROLYN ARSENAL 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
he he he the mind is working overtime hohoho
2007-12-27 09:48:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋