EXCITABLE: Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole,
rips shorts.
SOCIABLE: Joins friends in pi*s whether he has to or not.
CROSSEYED: Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy
is fixed.
TIMID: Can't pi*s if someone's watching, flushes
urinal, comes back later.
INDIFFERENT: All urinals being used, pis*es in sink.
CLEVER: No hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pis*es
on floor.
WORRIED: Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick
inspection.
FRIVOLOUS: Plays stream up, down and across urinals, tries
to hit fly or bug.
ABSENT-MINDED: Opens vest, pulls out tie, pis*es in pants.
CHILDISH: Pis*es directly in bottom of urinal, likes to
see it bubble.
SNEAK: Farts silently while pis*ing, acts very innocent,
knows man in next stall will get blamed.
PATIENT: Stands very close for a long while waiting, reads
with free hand.
DESPERATE: Waits in long line, teeth floating, pis*es
in pants.
2007-12-27 08:17:36 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
TOUGH: Bangs di*k on side of urinal to dry it.
EFFICIENT: Waits until he has to crap, then does both.
FAT: Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pis*es in
shoe.
LITTLE: Stands on box, falls in, drowns.
DRUNK: Holds right thumb in left hand, pis*es in pants.
DISGRUNTLED: Stands for a while, gives up, walks away.
CONCEITED: Holds two-inch di*k like a baseball bat.
RADICAL: Ignores urinal. Pis*es on wall.
2007-12-27 08:18:00 · update #1
star4u
2007-12-27 19:55:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I didn't realise there were so many different ways for a man to pee!!! Very funny, hilarious. Im trying to work out what category my hubby is under!!!
2007-12-27 09:29:19 · answer #2 · answered by MISS CAROLYN ARSENAL 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i dig these two: "He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He is a SWINE EMPATHIZING BIGOT" (he DOES ignore me!) -s ps:did anyone see the cute answer this to get ten points w/the five questions? i think they covered #!) #2)when he has low blood pressure? #3)they got it #4)night-mare #5)answered c'mon folks,these are kiddee riddles!.
2016-05-27 05:12:00 · answer #3 · answered by reva 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll go with sneak, radical after a few beers.
2007-12-27 10:54:57 · answer #4 · answered by Widgi 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol Honey sorry I'm a girl so I can't help.HE HEHE!!!But here have a star.xxxx
2007-12-27 09:46:38 · answer #5 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I always wondered what went on in there....hmmm
Now I have an Idea!! lol
2007-12-27 08:34:40 · answer #6 · answered by Babette 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Definitely indifferent.You have to be at Eagles games.
Very funny-Also people that take viagra so they don't p*ss on their *****.
2007-12-27 08:44:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
Sounds like being "tough" might hurt, lol.
2007-12-27 14:57:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Aaww!! Lawd!! LOL. LOL.
Hilarious!
2007-12-27 08:32:57 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Conceited: and for your info its two and a half inches.
2007-12-27 08:26:25 · answer #10 · answered by No Class 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
bein female i sit down unless really drunk then can pee standing and still stay dry kool huh.......
2007-12-27 08:23:00 · answer #11 · answered by cinderella 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋