A man is lying in hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, and is still heavily sedated from a long operation.
A young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet.
'Nurse' the man mumbles from behind the mask, 'Are my testicles black?'
Embarrassed, the young nurse says, 'I don't know; i'm only here to wash your hands and feet.'
He struggles again to ask, 'Nurse, are my testicles black?'
So she pulls back the sheets, raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and hi stesticles in her other hand, takes a close look and says, 'There's nothing wrong with them!'
The man pulls off his mask and says very slowly, 'That felt great - but are - my - test - results - back?'
2007-12-27 08:13:45 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very funny lol
2007-12-27 08:18:33 · answer #1 · answered by .... 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.
2007-12-27 18:56:20 · answer #2 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice!
2007-12-27 16:19:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats sick.but kinda funny
2007-12-27 16:20:24 · answer #4 · answered by I♥E.A. ♫☼♂ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats phunny
2007-12-27 17:11:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before,
i laughed then and now i'm laughing again
hahaha
2007-12-27 16:23:09 · answer #6 · answered by mayo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha very funny
!
2007-12-28 13:31:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! very funny!
2007-12-27 16:28:23 · answer #8 · answered by MISS CAROLYN ARSENAL 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahah,great
2007-12-28 07:58:07 · answer #9 · answered by al3x1707 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stesticles
2007-12-27 16:33:11 · answer #10 · answered by labotomy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋