Two Jewish men, Sid and Al, were sitting in a Mexican restaurant.
Sid asked Al, "Are there any people of our faith born
and raised in Mexico ?"
Al replied, "I don't know, let's ask our
waiter."
When the waiter came by, Al asked him, "Are there any
Mexican Jews?" and the waiter said, "I don't
know Senor, I'll ask the cooks."
He returned from the kitchen in a few minutes and said "No
sir, no Mexican Jews."
Al wasn't really satisfied with that and asked, "Are
you absolutely sure?"
The waiter, realizing he was dealing with "Gringos"
gave the expected answer, "I will check again, Senor!"
and went back into the kitchen.
While the waiter was away, Sid said, "I find it hard
to believe that there are no Jews in Mexico , Our people are
scattered everywhere."
The waiter returned and said "Senor, the head cook
said there is no Mexican Jews.
"Are you certain?" Al asked once again. "I can't believe there are no Mexican Jews!"
2007-12-27 08:13:03 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"Senor, I ask EVERYONE, " replied the exasperated
waiter, "All we have is Orange Jews, Prune Jews, Tomato
Jews, and Grape Jews."
2007-12-27 08:13:32 · update #1
Lol Honey it was sssooo very funny,but I see we have them nasties working overtime again tonight,here have a star.xxxLove You.xxx
2007-12-27 09:43:14 · answer #1 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Kudos! ...10* ...10* ...10*
HaHahaha!!
Thank you for all the laughter!
I hope You have a great evening!
2007-12-27 16:35:30 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Yes.
2007-12-27 16:17:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Hardly Ken Dod are you.
2007-12-27 16:21:55 · answer #4 · answered by ffordcash 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
hahaha
2007-12-28 08:52:00 · answer #5 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-12-28 03:57:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol yeh a good one
2007-12-27 16:21:12 · answer #7 · answered by puma 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
lol- wasnt expecting that:D
2007-12-27 18:09:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
this is stupid and an insult to me im mexican
2007-12-27 16:50:42 · answer #9 · answered by cutie2_brenda 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
lol, good one! Finally, a good joke!!
2007-12-27 16:42:33 · answer #10 · answered by word 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋