Is that a maypole in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
:-P
2007-12-27 07:51:08 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
"Is your name Jesus? 'Cuz I'd like to nail you."
"If you were a booger, I'd pick you first."
2007-12-27 07:57:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 12⤊ 0⤋
It's a very visual line (as in there are props and actions and all kinds of other things that go into it). But my favorite pick up line is the one by Barney on How I Met Your Mother. I think they have it on Youtoube. Just look up Best Pick Up Line Ever.
2007-12-27 08:32:32 · answer #2 · answered by lupinesidhe 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol@maypole.
Following a buddhist world peace prayer meeting ~ which includes heaps of fruit on the altar ~ I once teased a male friend and asked "is that a banana in your pocket,.....?" and he pulled a banana out of his pocket. What followed was one of the hardiest laughs I ever experienced.
2007-12-27 08:11:53 · answer #3 · answered by No Chance Without Yo Mama 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
"Hey baby, mind if I check out your burning bush?"
"I've had seven devils cast out of me. You?"
"Just call me 'Adam'. Mind if I give you a rib?"
"What say I part your Red Sea?"
"After 40 years wandering through the wilderness, you sure look GOOD!" (Okay, so this last one never got much action)
2007-12-27 08:05:24 · answer #4 · answered by Jack B, goodbye, Yahoo! 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Howza bout a taste of the secret sauce?
2007-12-27 08:01:39 · answer #5 · answered by Katie Couric's 15 Minutes... 4 · 9⤊ 0⤋
Ya know, locusts taste pretty good when you dip them in the right sauce.
2007-12-27 07:56:59 · answer #6 · answered by Green is my Favorite Color 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Mmmmm! May I try some of your forbidden fruit ?!
2007-12-27 14:16:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I LOVE pick up lines.. they are so funny!
Man: FAT PENGUIN!
Woman: what!!?!?!
Man: I just wanted to say something to break the ice
You have a nice rackimeaneyes
I lost my bed, can I borrow yours?
2007-12-27 07:55:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 1⤋
if you had antlers, i would worship you.
but i'm too shy to use a brazen line like that.
2007-12-27 09:16:08 · answer #9 · answered by bad tim 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hey baby,
Let's seek eternal damnation for a few hours.
2007-12-27 07:53:45 · answer #10 · answered by David Carrington Jr. 7 · 9⤊ 1⤋
Did it hurt?
Oh, man, I can't finish it. Too lame...=0)
Edit: See, Skalite got it...;0)
Edit: All I can think of is "I'll make you wish you were dead..."
2007-12-27 07:55:03 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 9⤊ 1⤋