Jeremy Beadle has a small manhood.
But on the other hand it's quite big.
Q. What's the difference between David Beckham and an Airfix kit with no glue?
A. One's a glueless kit...
George Michael was rushed to hospital with a Mars bar in his butt. Subsequent results revealed it was a careless wispa.
Q. What's the difference between Jamie Oliver and a marathon?
A. One's a pant in the country..
Q. What do you get if you cross Pete Doherty and Bill Oddie?
A. A quack addict.
2007-12-27 07:39:28 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao i especially love the george michel :)
2007-12-27 07:50:08 · answer #1 · answered by nonoodles74 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really funny, nice one.
2007-12-27 10:58:26 · answer #2 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent..beadle one was so funny lol
2007-12-27 13:03:29 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
random and funny! lol! keep em comin'âº
2007-12-27 07:51:35 · answer #4 · answered by ☮~☼~Indigo Child~☼~☮ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol where do you get them from
2007-12-27 07:44:49 · answer #5 · answered by mark the spark 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are great. lol
2007-12-27 07:43:03 · answer #6 · answered by .... 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋