A blonde goes to the Jobcentre to register for child benefit.
'How many children?' the man asks.
'Ten,' says the blonde.
'Ten!' he replies.
'What are their names?'
'Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne.'
'Doesn't that get confusing?'
'No.' says the blonde. 'It's great, because if they are out playing in the street i just have to shout, "Wayne, your dinner's ready" or "Wayne, go to bed now", and they all do it.'
'But what if you want to speak to them individually?' asks the man.
'Easy,' says the blonde, 'I just use their surnames.'
2007-12-27 07:24:43 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
booooo! kidding, it's refreshing to hear a NEW blond joke since they have all been told 100 times! Well done!
2007-12-27 07:27:30 · answer #1 · answered by Rock Candy 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Again--The blonde in me didn't get that for a second, when I did, I figure it's funny but not cute like the "disney land left" ones....But then, I'm just a blonde without a clue lol
2007-12-27 15:29:30 · answer #2 · answered by flowerchildofthecorn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
With ten Waynes around will she have the time to talk to them individually.......?
2007-12-27 15:29:35 · answer #3 · answered by Karl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard this joke 25 years ago, hasn't changed much. Only I used the name Johnie and used a souther accent to tell the joke.
2007-12-27 15:27:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Bump
2007-12-27 15:31:08 · answer #5 · answered by coach 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny Lol!
2007-12-27 15:38:25 · answer #6 · answered by trish 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha.
2007-12-27 15:27:52 · answer #7 · answered by °ીીી 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao!
2007-12-27 15:28:08 · answer #8 · answered by Mimkat hate the new Yahoo Answers so has retired. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahah...i didnt know this blonde joke but now i do and i have to say it is really funny!
2007-12-27 15:29:07 · answer #9 · answered by Rabeaa 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is very funny lol
2007-12-27 15:31:24 · answer #10 · answered by .... 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋