The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life
1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes."
2. The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide."
3. The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?"
4. The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?"
5. The Interior Designer - who assures her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!"
6. The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!"
7. The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!"
2007-12-27 06:41:54 · 26 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very good.....worthy of a star
2007-12-27 07:56:14 · answer #1 · answered by puma 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-27 14:55:23 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. i am sooo loving those 7 men. my favourite is the primal hunter.lol
2007-12-27 16:41:09 · answer #3 · answered by mysticshabs 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Going to show this to the wife rite away
2007-12-27 15:02:54 · answer #4 · answered by ray7649 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats so hilarious!! 7 stars for that one!!
2007-12-27 14:50:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao, thats brill, and i think my bf is having a bit of a fit right now cuz he's laughing so much!!! x
2007-12-27 14:47:31 · answer #6 · answered by willow glitter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny! Ha Ha!
2007-12-27 16:18:35 · answer #7 · answered by MISS CAROLYN ARSENAL 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is so good.
Thanks for the joke Excellent...
2007-12-28 03:20:51 · answer #8 · answered by Magic 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol Honey pls don't hunt me down will you? Here have a star and thanks for the laugh.xxxx
2007-12-27 17:24:19 · answer #9 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:P Gosh you are quite right like haha
But still it is a tad bit rude LOL!!!!!
2007-12-27 14:49:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋