They appeared at the Pearly Gates before St.Peter, who said, “I would like to ask you a question each, before you enter heaven”
He asked the first nun, “Who was the first human that God created?”
“Adam,” she answered promptly. The music of harps was heard, the gates opened and angels appeared to escort her in.
He asked the second nun, “Who was the second human that God created?”
“Eve.” The music of harps was heard, the gates opened and angels appeared to escort her in.
St.Peter turned to the third nun, and asked, “What were the first words that Eve spoke to Adam?”
The third nun mentally went over all the sacred,holy books, all Testaments, chronicles, parables, everything but could not remember any reference to any dialogue between Adam and Eve. While St.Peter waited patiently, she racked her brains furiously but failed to come up with any answer.
Finally, blushing and looking sheepishly at St.Peters, she said, “ Gosh! That’s a hard one!” The music of harps was heard, the gates opened and angels appeared to escort her in.
2007-12-27 05:45:40 · 7 answers · asked by ven_god_ky 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
star 4 u
2007-12-27 05:51:51 · answer #1 · answered by robert c 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I agree with Goose666
LAME!
2007-12-27 05:55:10 · answer #2 · answered by Alice 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
LOL
I thought it was funny.
2007-12-27 06:04:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-12-27 06:02:37 · answer #4 · answered by Shawanna W 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahhh! ha ha ha You desearve a star! Thanks for making me feel better!
2007-12-27 09:33:22 · answer #5 · answered by iluvpete96 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one that
2007-12-27 05:50:09 · answer #6 · answered by JJ N 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LAME!!
2007-12-27 05:51:08 · answer #7 · answered by Goose666 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋