At a dinner party, one of the guests, an obnoxiously loud young man, tried to make clever remarks about everyone and everything.
He was served a piece of meat, and as he picked it up with his fork, he held it up and smirked: "Is this pig?"
Another guest, sitting opposite, asked quietly: "To which end of the fork are you referring....?"
2007-12-27 03:42:35 · 14 answers · asked by .... 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehehe, that was crackling hun, pmsl
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2007-12-27 10:39:49 · answer #1 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-02 10:09:19 · answer #2 · answered by enns 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL. Pssst! Burn! ... and Tastefully Done; as are Your Jokes.
You tell great ones, and well written. I have enjoyed them, and Thank You for all the laughter.
Have a really great day!
2007-12-27 05:27:18 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO, I met a guy like that on Christmas Night in the pub
2007-12-27 03:57:31 · answer #4 · answered by Quizard 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
And how often do we feel like that!! Many, many times!!
Brilliant!!
Star on its way !! *
2007-12-27 05:10:18 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I actually laughed at this one.
nice!
2007-12-27 03:50:37 · answer #6 · answered by Sunian 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
So quick witted!!!
very funny!!! :)
2007-12-27 04:15:00 · answer #7 · answered by Babette 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good
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2007-12-27 03:58:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
very amusing
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2007-12-27 03:46:11 · answer #9 · answered by Honeybee 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol - funny
2007-12-27 03:52:45 · answer #10 · answered by just me 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋