An Irishman , a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."
The blonde opened his lunch and said, "Bolognaise again! If I get a bolognaise sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."
The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too. The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bolognaise and jumped to his death as well. (more coming)
2007-12-27 03:41:10 · 10 answers · asked by Steve C 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping.She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"
The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."
Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said, "Don't look at me. The idiot makes his own lunch."
2007-12-27 03:42:03 · update #1
well well,seems to me some people here need to find a sense of humor....
i like it,obviously.
hugs steve.
2007-12-27 06:02:53 · answer #1 · answered by ♥livingdeadgirl♥ 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Oldie but goodie...
Why did the blonde stare into the fridge for an hour? The orange juice said concentrate!!! LOL
How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows...it's never been done...
Blonde and brunette are walking down a side walk...brunette looks down and says 'oh look a dead bird', the blonde looks UP and says 'where'??? lol
Got a MILLION of 'em
2007-12-27 15:04:44 · answer #2 · answered by Toots 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one ,two blond guy's are riding down the road and one notices a blond in a corn field rowing a boat,he yells out stop the truck.he gets out and yells at the guy in the field ,saying "you know it's dumb blonds like you that give blonds a bad name. if i could swim i'd come out there and kick your ***."
2007-12-27 16:50:01 · answer #3 · answered by joe c 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL, an oldie but a goodie though, when I heard it, it was the guys' mothers at the funeral (not wives). It's even funnier when Mama's boys jump to their deaths, LOL!
2007-12-27 14:43:17 · answer #4 · answered by Fyre & Reign RETIRED 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One of the best jokes we have heard in a long time! Star for you.
2007-12-27 14:44:00 · answer #5 · answered by CarolSandyToes1 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's not the first ever Blonde Guy joke.
Many Blonde jokes are intended as ANY blonde--female or male...it's just that many people are programmed to believe when the word "blonde" is said, that that automatically infers blonde woman or female, when in essence it could be either...In many ways the same as folks who infer that doctor= male unless otherwise mentioned.
It is an affront to our culture and language that people would make such assumptions...but oh well...
2007-12-27 12:58:21 · answer #6 · answered by doublewidemama 6 · 0⤊ 5⤋
This is not the first ever blond guy joke. I first heard it in 1968
2007-12-27 11:45:57 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 4⤊ 2⤋
first time ive heard it :)
2007-12-27 11:57:09 · answer #8 · answered by LBB 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
This is soooooooooooo old!
2007-12-27 11:44:53 · answer #9 · answered by lala girl 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
cool....thanks steve i need it at this time of tention.....i really enjoyed it.
2007-12-27 12:44:59 · answer #10 · answered by Tehseen B 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋