A man walks into a drugstore with his 8 year old son.
They happen to walk by the condom display and the boy asks,"What are these dad?"
To which the man matter-of-factly replies,"Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see," replied the boy.
"Yes, I've heard of safe sex in health class at school."
He looks over the display and picks up a package or 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"
The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."
"Cool," says the boy.
He notices a 6 pack and ask, "Then who are these for?"
"Those are for college men," the dad answers.
"Two for Friday, two for Saturday, and two for Sunday."
"Wow!" exclaimed the boy. "Then who uses these?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.
With a sigh and a tear in his eye the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for Jan., one for Feb., one for March...."
2007-12-27 02:51:22 · 9 answers · asked by Nancy M 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Great story! I dated this girl once and she had a cookie jar full of condoms! What's up with that? I know what your going to say.. so just say it peeps! Happy New Years!
2007-12-27 03:57:06 · answer #1 · answered by Terry H 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The one for married men is just a single condom. And it never gets used.
2016-05-27 02:01:53 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. This is a Goodie! LOL.
Thanks for the laugh, and have a great day!
2007-12-27 04:11:05 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny!
2007-12-27 02:59:22 · answer #4 · answered by Lady K 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Hahahahahahahahah!! Thats sweet!!
2007-12-27 02:56:08 · answer #5 · answered by Cassandra * 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
lol
2007-12-27 04:11:58 · answer #6 · answered by love 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-12-27 03:37:13 · answer #7 · answered by Iloveyouuuu!:D 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
oooh o_O
2007-12-27 03:13:09 · answer #8 · answered by opengirl 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol funny one :) !!!
2007-12-27 03:00:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋