Mrs Banta was in bed with her lover when she heard Banta opening the front door. `Hurry!` she said,`Stand in the corner.`
She quickly rubbed baby oil allover him and then she dusted him with talcum powder.
`Don`t move until I tell you to.` she whispered.`Just pretend you`re a statue.`
`What`s this?` Banta asked as he entered the room.
`Oh, it`s just a statue.` she replied nonchalantly too.`
No more was said about the `statue`. Later that night they went to sleep. Around two in the morning Banta got out of bed, went into the kitchen, and returned with a sandwich and a glass of milk.
`Here.` he said to the `statue`. `Eat this. I stood like an idiot at my friend`s house for three days and nobody offered me so much as a glass of water.
2007-12-27 01:09:34 · 4 answers · asked by tick 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
THAT IS GREAT staring you.
2007-12-27 01:13:48 · answer #1 · answered by gentleman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice to know there's still some gentlemen about!..:)
2007-12-27 09:15:49 · answer #2 · answered by charlesdclimer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats funny
STAR
2007-12-27 09:31:07 · answer #3 · answered by Miss Maggie May 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Takes one to know one! (giggle)
2007-12-27 10:25:49 · answer #4 · answered by lala girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋