2007-12-27 00:21:07 · 18 answers · asked by jeremy w 3 in Health ➔ Other - Health
You've OBVIOUSLY never had the flu!!!You should try it. I recommend that every human lose control of all bodily functions at least once in their lives. It's quite humbling. My favorite part is cleaning up the mess after you've done it. It's awesome!!
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2007-12-27 00:34:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
First off, have you ever had the flu really bad? I assure you it can happen and will if you puke hard enough, the other end is sort of forced out. Nothing bad will happen to you except for maybe needing a trashcan in front of you while sitting on the toilet for the other end.
2007-12-27 08:25:25 · answer #2 · answered by michele e 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice question - yes it happened to me when I had the flu many years back and it was completely embarrassing because my Mom called 911. I told her I thought I was going to die. With trash can in hand I spent the rest of the night on the toilet. I am only telling you this because I am very tired.
Nothing should happen to you if you stay hydrated.
2007-12-27 08:27:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
my sister did all that when she was in the hospital and got up to soon after having an epidural. She was also farting out a symphony as she yakked.
fortunately, she had nurses there to help her, but the witches were doing their best not to crack up and laugh!
2007-12-27 08:24:54 · answer #4 · answered by Fancy That 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Food poisoning will do that. Not fun. A trip to the hospital would happen I would hope.
2007-12-27 08:29:51 · answer #5 · answered by witchywoman04106 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard of lots of people who wanted to do weird things, but this is certainly `top of the list`. I can`t believe you would really want to do as you ask!
2007-12-27 08:25:20 · answer #6 · answered by Social Science Lady 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Might want to cut down on binge drinking.
2007-12-27 08:29:07 · answer #7 · answered by shazaamazam 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would be sitting on the pot and holding up the trash can....praying to God that I wouldn't die.....I hate feeling that way when I am sick....yuck!!!
2007-12-27 08:32:45 · answer #8 · answered by Been There Done That 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well assuming you could, it would be an odd mix of feeling ill and also feeling relief.
2007-12-27 08:24:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
it is possible and unless you are not near a loo thats near a sink, a lot of mess will happen!
2007-12-27 08:24:16 · answer #10 · answered by creative cat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋