Wanna boost yr holiday spirit ?~~~~?
Practice makes a man perfect... - But nobody's perfect..... . So why practice?
Money is not everything. - There's MasterCard & Visa.
One should love animals. - They are so tasty.
Save water. - Shower with your girl friend.
Love thy neighbour. - But don't get caught.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman - And behind every
Unsuccessful man, there are two.
Every man should marry. - After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
The wise never marry - And when they marry they become otherwise.
Success is a relative term. - It brings so many relatives.
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
Love is photogenic - It needs darkness to develop
Children in backseats cause accidents - Accidents in backseats cause children
"Your future depends on your dreams" - So go to sleep
There should be a better way to start a day - Than waking up every morning
"Hard work never killed anybody" - But why take the risk !
"Work fascinates me" - I can look at it for hours!
God made relatives; - Thank God we can choose our friends.
When two's company, - three's the result!
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know - So... Why learn.
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station.... What more can I say........
2007-12-25 05:31:31 · 26 answers · asked by ๏๓ รђคภtเ, รђคภtเ รђคภtเ ....... ! 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks one & all for yr kind response & appreciation !!!!
Keep smiling !!
2007-12-27 21:53:28 · update #1
^I was feeling bored to death ; but your jokes really lifted my spirits !
Thanks for the ''spirit boosters''.
2007-12-25 05:37:42 · answer #1 · answered by PnkFlr 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A * 4 u!
2007-12-28 22:44:27 · answer #2 · answered by Sharp Shooter 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one. Merry Christmas.
2007-12-25 06:36:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that nice.. Thanx for the jokes and some fun...here i got one more... If practice makes man perfect when nobody is perfect then why practice....
2007-12-25 05:34:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey Vj...,
Merry Christmas my friend and a Happy New Year. Thanks for these, they have really cheered me up. Way to go.
Have a nice day.
Simbha
2007-12-25 14:10:47 · answer #5 · answered by Simbha 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i loved this one- Every man should marry. - After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
I am so happy for my b/f :-)
Good day!
2007-12-25 07:05:12 · answer #6 · answered by Dia 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Great 1 liners...
specially those related to marriage!!!
awesome...a star for u!!
merry christmas.. :)
2007-12-25 08:43:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe...nice.
2007-12-25 09:03:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the cheers man.... I really boosted up with these. Nice jokes!!! I can't resist myself from giving you a star
2007-12-25 14:58:16 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ ΛDIƬΥΛ ♥ ııllllııllıı 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
really good ones !!!!
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year !!!
2007-12-26 18:56:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny VJ........i loved it
I really njoyed all the jokes
Have a great day :-)
2007-12-25 05:50:42 · answer #11 · answered by ? 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋