they would ve asked directons,arrived on time,helped deliver the baby,cleaned the stable,made a casserole,brought practical gifts,and there would bepeace on earth !
2007-12-23 23:42:56 · 17 answers · asked by bunny 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nah.....
They would have gone shoe shopping on the way and missed the whole thing.....
And the gifts would have gone on a store card at 35% APR.
2007-12-23 23:47:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
yet another case of ignorance .....(1) the 3 wise men did not have to ask for directions, they were guided by a star, (2) they were wise men not midwifes, (3) the stable had NO stove how could have made casserole, (4) "brought practical gifts" - sic* the gifts they brought were more valuable than Tupperware
Be guided my friend, peace on earth cannot be left up to a group who get all hot and sweaty for a toilet seat.
2007-12-24 00:56:13 · answer #2 · answered by julien 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Mary would have been given useful gifts, such as a bottle of bubbly to calm her nerves, a bumper pack of Pampers and the divorce papers for Joseph to sign - she's had enough of this immaculate conception malarchy.
The 3 wise women would have used their SatNav rather than a star.
they would have also booked Mary a room in the nearest Hilton or similar, called an ambulance - get the pros in and order a takeaway for after.
Sounds like a plan to me!
2007-12-23 23:48:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your question is more than a little naive - firstly the figure three is purely presumptuous based on the 'three' gifts and then secondly you use the term 'wise women' - I mean I know it is Christmas and the season of goodwill but do you really believe there is such a thing as a 'wise woman' let alone three of them? - Sounds like a 'coffee morning' gone wrong!
You do make the valid point about them asking for directions, I mean women and maps etc etc. That said in this case it was a star they followed but they probably got confused which one!
BIG SMILE and a very happy Christmas [including all those budding 'wise women']
2007-12-23 23:52:50 · answer #4 · answered by Broomtree 2 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Or...
...Joseph would have got a slap for bringing Mary into such a hovel to give birth.
...Joseph would have been sent out to do something useful, gather firewood, get linen, ..etc.
...Joseph would have had to arrange for the animals to be rehoused, the women not wanting them around a newborn.
...Joseph would have had to got tea's for all the ladies concerned.
Basically, what ever happens afterwards, Joseph's life would have made a misery.
2007-12-23 23:50:27 · answer #5 · answered by Moorglademover 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
After the visit, they would probably have gossiped about the Messiah to the hearing of King Herod, with potentially dire consequences......
2007-12-24 00:11:06 · answer #6 · answered by zymzyv 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nah the roles would be reversed. i mean that men would stay at home cooking and cleaning when women earned the money lol
2007-12-23 23:59:21 · answer #7 · answered by skellyskeldon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
theyd have been squabbling, condecending to mary having sex and saying it was immaculate, been pissed, sneered at her husband because they were in a stable and spend the next 2 hours gossiping
2007-12-24 00:12:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
3 wise women? now thats funny!
2007-12-24 03:28:44 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I love it. Here's a star.
2007-12-23 23:49:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋