A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets a horrible sunburn. He goes to the hospital and is promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second degree burns. With his skin already starting to blister and the severe pain he was in, the doctor prescribes continuous intravenous feeding with saline, electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours. The nurse, who is rather astounded, says, "What good will Viagra do for him,Doctor?" The Doctor replied,
"It'll keep the sheets off his legs."
2007-12-23 22:33:39 · 18 answers · asked by free the weed 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one!!
Got me and my hubby laughing!!
Best joke so far today!!
10/10 and your star is on its way!! *
2007-12-23 23:16:59 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
good one star 4 u
2007-12-23 22:37:25 · answer #2 · answered by lanyon 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one 4 out of five stars for you
2007-12-23 22:44:48 · answer #3 · answered by zwinger1234567 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ah cute. I was going to say that perhaps after he takes it the last thing he would want is to stay outside.
2007-12-23 22:36:10 · answer #4 · answered by queenmaeve172000 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, think i might get some for the wedding night
star time
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2007-12-24 10:01:35 · answer #5 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-12-23 22:36:37 · answer #6 · answered by seaturtle36 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-23 23:53:01 · answer #7 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hopefully,i'll get sunburn next year,good'un mate!
2007-12-23 22:57:10 · answer #8 · answered by d@dz 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
brilliant. Another star from me.
2007-12-23 22:40:47 · answer #9 · answered by Mistress B 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good.
2007-12-23 23:02:13 · answer #10 · answered by Rabid Dog Pie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋