No matter what my girlfriend eats, when she eats, how fast she eats ,or what she does after she eats, she farts. A lot. And its always loud and it always smells. What can I do.
2007-12-23 19:10:21 · 35 answers · asked by mistaken1337 2 in Health ➔ Other - Health
I know you like it. :P
Tell her 2 go to the bathroom.
Hahaha.
2007-12-23 19:13:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Maybe you should sign here up for some grooming and edict classes. Sounds like your girlfriend lacks class. I'm sorry but I know it's a bodily function we are all born with but come on its just plain disgusting. There is a place for everything, umm like a bathroom. Tell here it bothers you. Or maybe you should grab your crouch every time she farts, and I mean really grab it, see how she likes to be disrespected. Sorry but your girlfriend sounds like a real pig...I can't get over how she's cool with making herself look like something out a farm yard. I really don't mean to insult any farm animals. They at least don't know any better....
2016-05-26 02:34:37 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How To Stop Farts
2016-11-12 02:54:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You could grow up. I bet you fart too and she probably puts up with that (and all the other irritating things you do that you're not aware of) because she loves you.
I'm really curious what you expected us to say to this. How are we going to stop your girlfriend from farting? Maybe try giving her Bean-O for Christmas...
2007-12-23 19:15:18 · answer #4 · answered by TheGrimRipper 3 · 4⤊ 3⤋
Dude, Farts are like so damn awesome. They come in all different sizes, sounds, and smells. Let her be, she sounds awesome. I am a female who used to be able to out fart anyone, that is until I met my husband, He just pisses me off. I am so completely jealous of his a ss.... No joke, no one can out fart him. It's a natural bodily function she's gonna always do it no matter what. GET OVER IT!!!!!!
2007-12-23 19:21:15 · answer #5 · answered by Shari C 2 · 8⤊ 3⤋
Uh, maybe this is obvious, but don't fart around HER if you don't expect her to fart around you!
I have the same problem with my gf, and the less I fart around her the less she returns the favor.
2007-12-24 03:41:08 · answer #6 · answered by Mike S 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Get her some good quality digestive enzymes for Christmas. Do us all a favor, OK? & remind her to take them after she eats anything...
Merry Christmas!
2007-12-23 19:20:06 · answer #7 · answered by Susan M 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Farting is funny When we do it we are proud "I did that" but some one else It makes us sick
2007-12-23 19:20:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Does she do it to p*ss you off? If not, she may have something called Irritable Bowel Syndrome. It's not a big deal and it's treatable but she has to be diagnosed first.
2007-12-23 19:19:38 · answer #9 · answered by Fadi 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Get over it; it's natural gas
In terms of corks or plugs mentioned above - think
2007-12-23 19:29:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You have to accept that she is also human. Try having relationships with a doll or an electric fan or even to a car =)
2007-12-23 19:33:55 · answer #11 · answered by Pink Red 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋