A guy sticks his head in the barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About two hours." The guy leaves. A few days later, the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, "How long before I get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop full of customers and says, "About two hours." The guy leaves. A week later, the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop an says, "About an hour and half." The guy leaves. The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes." In a little while, Bill comes back into the shop laughing hysterically. The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left here?" Bill looked up and said, "To your house."
2007-12-23 16:49:40 · 24 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh sooo Funny!!!
I was expecting him to be avoiding a trim...not looking for one!!!
LMhineyO!!!!!
2007-12-23 18:36:43 · answer #1 · answered by Babette 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-24 02:38:35 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO I GET IT!! Either the guy robs the barber or is having a affair with his wife/girlfriend.. AHAHAHA, good one
2007-12-24 02:29:20 · answer #3 · answered by ** 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Ouch.
2007-12-24 01:35:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe all the fun with the barbers Mrs...!
2007-12-24 07:54:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. And some of the answerers didn't get it. Maybe they just aren't dirty enough...
2007-12-24 02:08:45 · answer #6 · answered by stephieSD 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-24 04:15:53 · answer #7 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Smart hahahahahahaha :-) where did you get that joke?
2007-12-24 00:54:49 · answer #8 · answered by Listening.. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL!!!! 10/10
2007-12-24 05:14:37 · answer #9 · answered by Quizard 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmsl thats one clever guy
2007-12-24 05:42:54 · answer #10 · answered by puma 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋