A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The man groaned but didn't budge. The usher became impatient. "Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager." Again, the man just groaned, which infuriated the usher who turned and marched briskly back up the aisle in search of his manager.
In a few moments, both the usher and the manager returned and stood over the man. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move him, but with no success. Finally, they summoned the police. The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy, what's your name?" "Sam," the man moaned. "Where ya from, Sam?" With pain in his voice Sam replied "The balcony."
2007-12-23 16:33:41 · 28 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very good star4u
2007-12-23 19:51:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I know it's Christmas, but you are still rostered in, so you will be working tomorrow. Sorry, but you are too funny-we need you. A star goes without saying.
2007-12-24 06:34:45 · answer #2 · answered by johnstonemac 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought that was very very funny have a Christmas star
2007-12-24 00:38:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Poor Sam... That was funny though.
2007-12-24 00:38:23 · answer #4 · answered by mysticalviking 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-24 04:16:26 · answer #5 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha serves him right for leaning forward too much,to see down that girls chest from above...lol
2007-12-24 07:52:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was really, really great. I totally didn't expect that. I figured he was just drunk or something.
2007-12-24 02:07:26 · answer #7 · answered by stephieSD 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! I love that one XD
2007-12-24 01:31:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! Didn't see that one coming. lol.
2007-12-24 20:06:23 · answer #9 · answered by larry m♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao. at first it took me a few seconds to get it :)
2007-12-24 00:41:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋