One day a blonde walks into a store. The blonde is looking for a tv, when she spots on in the corner of the store. The blonde asks the sales clerk, "I would like to buy that tv over there in the corner. The sales clerk replies, " No, I do not sell anything to blondes. So, the blonde goes home and dies her hair black. Later that day, the blonde (who's hair is now died black) goes back to the store and asks the same sales clerk is she can buy the tv that is in the corner. The sales clerk replies, "No, I do not sell anything to blondes." So the blonde goes home again frustrated now knowing how the sales clerk knew that she was blonde since her hair was dyed black. When she gets home she dies her hair red. She goes back to the store again, and asks the same sales clerk if she can buy the tv that is in the corner. The sales clerk replies, "No, I do not sell anything to blondes." Angrily the blonde then says, "How do you know that I am blonde if my hair is now red?" (read below)
2007-12-23 15:58:22 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The sales clerk then says, "Because, that is not a tv, it is a microwave!"
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-Syd
2007-12-23 15:59:55 · update #1
already heard it, but i will give u a star cuz its a good joke. merry Christmas!!!!!!!
2007-12-23 16:02:42 · answer #1 · answered by alicia<3 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HA! YOU AGAIN! You just keep poppin up everywhere huh? Yea, u didn't get alotta good comments huh? Their just jerks. They must understand that it iz fun pokin a little humor at ppl. For all we know, it could have been a joke about frogs! Would they get upset if we kept making fun of frogs??? (when i say this, i refer to that sexy mama person watever.) Anyway, heres a blonde joke!!! There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field, rowing a boat with no water in sight. The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, “What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!” LoL!
2016-04-10 22:41:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
Since I'm in a giving mood, a Star.
2007-12-23 16:23:38 · answer #3 · answered by Seeker, F.K.A JH da II 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've heard that one before, but it's still classic. (Dumbass blondes... I know, 'cuz I got 2 blonde sisters.) Anyway, here's one:
What does a tornado have in common with a blonde?
They suck, they blow, and they take your house.
2007-12-23 16:07:13 · answer #4 · answered by Tha Jame$ 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Oldie, but goodie.
2007-12-27 07:34:24 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thank-you for telling a funny joke!:)
(seams like no one is telling jokes any more)
2007-12-23 16:49:13 · answer #6 · answered by Smallville loves GossipGirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2007-12-23 16:03:10 · answer #7 · answered by kalai 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
couldnt stop laughing...
2007-12-23 16:44:13 · answer #8 · answered by Farish Fazwan 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-12-23 16:35:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2007-12-23 16:09:46 · answer #10 · answered by book writer 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋