So Assclowns from space have landed and demand you recite a Limerick worthy of them or they are going to bury the planet under sixty metres of rotting seaweed.
What Limerick do you recite
2007-12-23 15:15:23 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
These assclowns from outer space
Were dressed in pink satin lace
It wasn't of a trick
Wasting time on this Limerick
Now go back to you own place
These assclowns from outer space
Landed in back of my place
I said if you ain't outta here
By the time I get near
I'll f*ck you up with this mace.
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2007-12-23 15:51:11 · answer #1 · answered by Jay9ball 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
There once was a woman with the nose of a pig,
her voice was as deep as the ocean is big
sorry was she for the size of her knee when she was asked
to dance an irish jig!
2007-12-23 23:45:02 · answer #2 · answered by . 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ashes to ashes, and dust to dust, if it twasn't for A*sholes, our bellies would bust.
2007-12-23 23:25:27 · answer #3 · answered by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
there once was a man from peru...
2007-12-23 23:24:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋