There is 3 men and a pilot on an air plane.
1 man goes to the pilot and says"Exuse me what do i do with this empty beer bottle...I cant find a garbage." the pilot replies "Oh...just through it out the window."
Another man goes to the pilot with another beer bootle and says the same thing. again the pilot tells him to throw it out the window
The 3rd guy goes to the pilot with a bomb and says what do i do with this bomb? The pilot says to throw it out the windo.
So when the guys land, the pilot is walking and he c's a guy crying and he asks y? The guy says he got hit in the head with a beer bottle.
The pilot sees another guy crying..he asks y and he also got hit wit a beer bottle
Then he is walking and he sees a guy hyserically laughing,,, the pilot asks why and he said "Well, I farted and then, that building blew up!!"
LOL!!
2007-12-23 15:07:04 · 16 answers · asked by SLA 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sorry to say it's a groaner.
Got all the way to the end only to find out even the laugh track didn't laugh.
Don't give up your day job, but keep plugging away.
Have a Merry Christmas and a star for you efforts.
2007-12-23 15:21:37 · answer #1 · answered by Jay9ball 6 · 5⤊ 1⤋
A wise man never stops drinking just because he can no longer sit in his chair. He shouldn't quit until he finds it impossible to hold onto the floor
2016-05-26 02:13:14 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO. Niiice!
Merry Christmas.
2007-12-23 15:18:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg this is the funniest joke ive heard in a looooong time!!!! its hilarious!!!! I read it three times and im still laughing my lungs out!!!! lol!!!! ;o) i read it to my family and they got a kick out of it too!!! ;o) thanks for the great laugh!!!!!!
Shadow
2007-12-23 15:45:34 · answer #4 · answered by Shadow 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah, the joke IS funny espically at the end.
2007-12-23 15:28:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow nice joke pick me for best answer
2007-12-23 15:23:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol... you have an excellent sense of humour!!!
2007-12-23 20:45:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
this sooo had me laughing
happy holidays=]
2007-12-23 17:08:38 · answer #8 · answered by Queen of Camelot 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yaeh lol funny
2007-12-24 01:25:52 · answer #9 · answered by =/ 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is like the oldest joke ever.
2007-12-23 15:10:36 · answer #10 · answered by Cullen & Jonas <3 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋