A little boy goes up to his father and says
"Daddy, what does a vagina look like?"
The dad replies
"Before or after sex?"
"Both"
The dad thinks for a moment then says
"Before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose.."
"And after sex?"
"Well son, have you ever seen a bulldog with mayonaise around its mouth?"
lol
Got any funny jokes?
2007-12-23 12:26:44 · 13 answers · asked by nemo! 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
cant u read? look up..the Q's there lol
2007-12-23 12:37:25 · update #1
OMG! Well u warned me I just did'nt believe u!
2007-12-23 12:31:37 · answer #1 · answered by 420 4' LIFE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nasty and funny! 9/10!
2007-12-23 20:39:17 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did you have to i was eating!!!! Have you watched Van wilder movie then lol...nice creame bums lol
2007-12-23 20:40:48 · answer #3 · answered by Santa Claus got no balls 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha, gross!! I've also heard it described as a salmon with its head chopped off.... now come here till I smack you round the head with a large german sausage!!
2007-12-23 20:33:57 · answer #4 · answered by Outsider 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny! But what is the Q.?
2007-12-23 20:34:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
not rip roaring funny , but a good one
2007-12-23 20:39:34 · answer #6 · answered by Fr3dinbed 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! Now that's comedy!
2007-12-23 20:47:34 · answer #7 · answered by Buster 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeh i can vouch for that lol
2007-12-24 05:52:43 · answer #8 · answered by puma 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
..and after birth??..
2007-12-23 20:29:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-12-24 04:52:34 · answer #10 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋