A Scotsman, an Englishman & an Irishman are sentenced to spend 15yrs in solitary confinement.The judge, feeling sorry for the men, decides to allow each to take with him whatever he wants.
The Scotsman says, "I'd like to take a woman with me." The victim of his own logic the judge reluctantly agrees & the Scotsman takes his wife & heads off to solitary.
The Englishman says, "I'd like to take a telephone with me." The judge agrees & off goes the Englishman with his telephone.
The Irishman pulls out a hand-held calculator a & furiously punches the buttons for a few minutes. He then announces, "I'd like to take 3,000 cartons of cigarettes with me." The judge agrees & off goes the Irishman with his ciggies.
After 15 years they open the Scotsman's cell & out he comes with his woman &15 children. "That wasnae so bad," he says.
The Englishman emerges & announces he is now a multimillionaire having set up a successful business by telephone.
The Irishman then emerges, trembling like a leaf....
2007-12-23 12:19:06 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
..."Anybody got a light?" he asks.
2007-12-23 12:19:30 · update #1
Excellent ha ha ha ,,,
2007-12-23 17:18:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent lol...10/10
2007-12-23 23:44:23 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't believe that one bit.
How can an Irishman survive without BEER?....He'd go crazy after the first few seconds and then jump off the edge of sanity.
2007-12-24 05:25:47 · answer #3 · answered by Queen Latifah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-23 20:23:27 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love a good Irish joke.Ha Ha Ha
2007-12-23 20:25:26 · answer #5 · answered by st.abbs 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-24 04:27:53 · answer #6 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, that's funny! LMAO! Where's a match when you need one?
2007-12-23 20:48:50 · answer #7 · answered by Paulus 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol i like jokes, thats a good one
2007-12-23 20:24:06 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant! lol!
2007-12-23 20:36:40 · answer #9 · answered by Kev 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋