A guy sitting at a bar at Heathrow Terminal 3 noticed a really beautiful woman next to him. He thought to himself: "Wow, she's so gorgeous, she must be an off duty flight attendant. But which airline does she work for?" Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta slogan: "Love to fly and it shows?£
She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to himself: "Damn, she doesn't work for Delta." A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards her again, "Something special in the air?" She gave him the same confused look. He mentally kicked himself and scratched Singapore Airlines off the list.
Next he tried the Thai Airways slogan: "Smooth as Silk."
This time the woman turned on him, "What the f**k do you want?"
The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said, "Ahhhhh, Easy Jet!!"
2007-12-23 11:48:08 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was really funny Fidgety although I suspect it might go over a few peoples heads!(Excuse the pun,but you know what I mean!!!)
Have a good Christmas and keep posting those funny jokes.
2007-12-23 22:37:18 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because there was a very famous incident involving pilots working for Northwest Airlines who were found to be VERY drunk. Not just a little tipsy, but beyond inebriated. While the jokes are still out there, this did happen 9-10 years ago, and many procedures have been changed. Alcohol consumption within 12 hours of a flight is grounds for dismissal from any airline now.
2016-04-10 22:23:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
More like Hard *** jet..lol
2007-12-23 21:18:11 · answer #3 · answered by Queen Latifah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-23 11:54:22 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 3⤋
That was actually quite funny... I don't understand Easy Jet - why do they have that show (is it Airline?) when all it does is make them look awful?!
2007-12-23 11:52:02 · answer #5 · answered by .єmιlч. .ωєmιlч. ~♥~ 5 · 1⤊ 3⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-23 20:29:12 · answer #6 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would not be surprised if she was shugging a Japanese Airlines pilot named Mi Li
2007-12-23 12:28:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
typical customer service on easy jet.wtf are you waiting for the flight is closed f.o. lol.
2007-12-23 11:56:05 · answer #8 · answered by country bumpkin [sheep nurse] 7 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Bint.
2007-12-23 11:51:58 · answer #9 · answered by Mimkat hate the new Yahoo Answers so has retired. 7 · 5⤊ 4⤋
haha
2007-12-23 11:55:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋