Things have gotten quite intense here for the last few days, so here's a few jokes to end the weekend right.
A new flood was predicted and nothing could prevent it. In three days, the waters would wipe out the world. The Dalai Lama appeared on worldwide media and pleaded with humanity to follow Buddhist teachings to find nirvanain the wake of the disaster. The pope issued a similar message, saying, "It is still not too late to accept Jesus are your Savior." The chief rabbi of Jerusalem took a slightly different approach: "My people," he said, "we have three days to learn to live under water."
Shalom Airlines hired a wonderful Yiddishe mama to handle their public relations. Her first assignment was to write the cabin notices, which she did:
FASTEN YOUR SEAT BELTS
NO SMOKING
EAT A PIECE FRUIT
2007-12-23 08:46:58 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
i don't get the fruit bit...must be a jewish thing. but lmfao!!!
2007-12-23 08:50:25 · answer #1 · answered by GEISHA 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In the really good jokes, there tends to be an element of truth, which makes it extra funny.
Two psychiatrist are walking down the hall, and a guy walking the opposite way says "hello" as they pass. One looks at the other psychiatrist and says "I WONDER WHAT HE MEANT BY THAT".
Now that is funny. I like a joke to DAY something!!!
It is not so funny when some one asks "How are you doing"? ...and you say: "I'm dying of cancer" ... But obliviously they answer back "Good, good, see you later!"
Now that is not funny, but yet, in a way it is.
That "joke" is in honour of my Jewish Mom who died of cancer. Mother's only other child, my kid brother Al, also died this summer from the disease (which out-kills '7-11' very day of the year) .
Al lost a brave 15 year battle with cancer in June. This is my first holy season without both Al and my parents.
Mom's parents were killed, along with 6 million Jews, 20 million Russians, 10 million Christians & 1,900 RC priests in WWII, making mom a scared orphan running for her life.
Thank G_d for better days.
Season's greetings!
2007-12-23 12:05:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi Nadine :)
That first joke is one of my all time favourites! I'll try to post some others tomorrow.
Shalom :)
2007-12-23 08:51:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hee hee! I like the first one!
2007-12-23 09:18:53 · answer #4 · answered by Mark S, JPAA 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Enjoyed the joke - very cute!
L'Chaim!
2007-12-23 08:58:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL - good ones. I get them all.
2007-12-23 09:02:54 · answer #6 · answered by Marguerite 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋