A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the counter...
Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him. "Irving, you know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money!"
"Irving, remember that new car you promised me? Well, I also bought it with the insurance money!"
"Irving, that emerald necklace you promised me? I bought it, too, with the insurance money."
Still tracing her finger in the ashes, she said, "Irving, remember that bl*w job I promised you? Here it comes.
2007-12-23 08:39:52 · 25 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good 1 pmsl 10/10 x
2007-12-23 08:48:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Lol Honey I wish I can do the same,here have a star.xxx
2007-12-24 00:11:38 · answer #2 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-23 16:53:09 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Wicked
2007-12-23 16:43:22 · answer #4 · answered by Albinoballs 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Lookout for those cold north winds. LMAO! lol.
2007-12-24 20:02:22 · answer #5 · answered by larry m♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-24 04:31:17 · answer #6 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha haha l0l :) hold on lemme catch ma breath ah.hahaha lol
2007-12-23 17:13:37 · answer #7 · answered by Matt _ Xd 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
classic, that was brill have a star 10/10
2007-12-23 16:43:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
very good tight git star4u
2007-12-23 23:44:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Very Funny...Hope it was worth the wait...:)
2007-12-23 17:05:05 · answer #10 · answered by Babette 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋