A guy phones a law firm and says, "I want to speak to my lawyer." The receptionist says, "I'm sorry, but your lawyer died last week." The next day the same guy phones the law firm and says, "I want to speak to my lawyer." Once again the receptionist replies, "I'm sorry, but your lawyer died last week."
The next day the guy makes his regular call to the law firm and say, "I want to speak to my lawyer." "Excuse me sir," the receptionist says, "but this is third time I've had to tell you that your lawyer died last week. Why do you keep calling?" The guy replies, "Because I love hearing it!"
2007-12-23 08:30:52 · 27 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one. lol
2007-12-23 08:36:01 · answer #1 · answered by .... 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
10
2007-12-23 16:54:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha I love Lawyer Jokes! No offense to lawyers!
2007-12-23 16:36:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-23 17:37:29 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol Honey I don't think my brother in law be to inpressed cause his a lawyer,but here have a star.xxxx
2007-12-24 00:15:02 · answer #5 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10 merry Xmas.
2007-12-23 16:54:04 · answer #6 · answered by country bumpkin [sheep nurse] 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1lol 10/10 x
2007-12-23 16:49:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, Good one
2007-12-23 18:02:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am a lawyer and I'm monitoring this group.
You are all on notice.
Good Luck and see you in court.
2007-12-23 16:40:54 · answer #9 · answered by Lover not a Fighter 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol 10/10
2007-12-23 16:35:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-24 04:31:54 · answer #11 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋