What is the funniest thing your toddler ever done/said/had?

Question

My cousin(3 years old) was wondering how did people get in the television because there were people on the programmes (obviously) so she tried to get in the screen!! LOL x

Answer 1

Lol. I asked my 3 yr old son if he knew where my bauble for my hair was, he said yes and said he'd get it - he came back with a bauble off the Christmas tree!! Prob one of those moments you had to be there but it was priceless x

Answer 2

when my daughter was 3 she got a hold of some powder and threw around her room she called me in her room and said look mommy snow.(she's 6 now) most recently my 2 1\2 year old got into some Vaseline and his poop diaper and rubbed all over himself,bed and walls. got the poop off but u can still see Vaseline threw the paint

Answer 3

When my daughter was about 3 we had a workman come into the house to replace the duct work in the basement. He was coming in and out of the house with his materials and my daughter asked what the man was doing in our house. I said he was checking the ducts in the basement....her eyes grew wide and she got all excited because she wanted to see the DUCKS in the basement (LOL)!!!

Answer 4

My then-two month old daughter was on the floor having tummy time and started fussing. I cooed at her and asked, "do you want to go take a nap?" in my best motherese. My then-three year old standing a few feet away leaned over to the baby and said, "Say 'no'."

Answer 5

When I was 7-8 months pregnant, I came home to visit my family before my daughter was born. We went baby shopping and my 5 year old nephew came with us. I would always rub my belly to get my daughter to calm down her movements inside. My nephew asked me if I was okay. I told him that the baby was moving around a bit and I was soothing her by rubbing my belly. He leaned real close to my belly and said (to my daughter), "Don't you worry. We'll get you out of there real soon."

Answer 6

I used to live in my friend's basement when her daughters were young. One night I was watching MXC & Emma, who was 3 or 4 years old, caught one of those ridiculous Enzyte® commercials (you know, for "male enhancement"). At the end of the ad, she turned to me & said "Because his pants is too big." WOW! Pretty perceptive for such a young lady! I laughed so hard I almost peed my pants.

Answer 7

I've told this before but anyway.......

My Mother told me that years ago she was on a bus when a Mother was trying to control a very angry and upset little girl.
Eventually the Mother snapped and slapped the little girl on the back of her legs. Everything went quiet for a while then the little girl loudly announced..."If you hit me again I'll tell everyone you peed in the sink!"

They got off at the next stop!

Answer 8

Lol one of the top funniest things my daughter said was when she was 2she was listening to music on the radio and she asked me how peoples got in the radio and she asked me to throw her in the radio.Lol.

Answer 9

When my daughter was almost 3, she was upset about something, and crying her heart out... I spent several minutes talking to her, calming her down, and she was just about finished crying, so I gently wiped her tears away... and she started screaming and crying all over again! I asked, 'what's wrong now? What happened?' She choked out, "You took the water off my eyes and I was still using it!!" I laughed about that for weeks! :)

Answer 10

My boy was about four years old the first time I took him to the cinema. We went to see my sister afterwards and she asked him if he had enjoyed the film. He replied that yes, the film was great, but he didn't like the 'cop porn', we were in stitches.