One of them is walking a tightrope between two tower block buildings, the other is getting a blo-job from an 85 year-old woman. What are they both thinking?
'Don't look down'
2007-12-23 06:40:17 · 7 answers · asked by vwcarman2001 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao 10/10 star4u.
2007-12-23 09:15:43 · answer #1 · answered by country bumpkin [sheep nurse] 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A couple of 90-somethings had a one night stand. Afterward, the man thought to himself. "If I'd known she was a virgin, I would have been more gentle.''
The woman thought, " If I knew he could actually get it up, I would have taken off my pantyhose!"
2007-12-23 06:51:49 · answer #2 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I gotta good one..
One is Taming a lion,
The other was getting home late to his wife,
What are they?
2007-12-23 06:57:56 · answer #3 · answered by Sizzle=] 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, thats gd 1, go on http://www.dave-edwards.com/chubbysworld/jokebook/display.php?PHPSESSID=2ea6b435318807f3ef733e16e7a85e22
But skip the racist jokes! I dont find them funny
2007-12-23 06:45:10 · answer #4 · answered by TOM 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A beauty!
2007-12-23 06:44:55 · answer #5 · answered by Ahwell 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sono proprio fortunato
2007-12-23 06:43:35 · answer #6 · answered by dandy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NICE!!!!!!!!!!
2007-12-23 06:44:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋