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A man went to the doctor for his annual checkup while his wife waited in the waiting area. The doc asked if there were any changes in the past year since his last check-up.
"I have a Guardian Angel now".
"Hhhmmmm. Tell me about him" said the doc.
"Well, when I wake up at 4am, he turns the light on for me when I go to the bathroom. When I'm done, I close the door and he turns off the light".
The doc scratches his head and says "Excuse me for a moment". The doctor then approached the man's wife in the waiting area. "Ma'am? I'm a bit confused. Your husband explained that he has a Guardian Angel now and that he turns the light on and off for him when he goes to the bathroom at 4am. What do you make of this?"
"He's been peeing in the refridgerator!"

2007-12-23 05:35:29 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

9 answers

**** sniff*** he must have been eating lots of lemons because the fridge smell lemony fresh.

2007-12-23 13:56:26 · answer #1 · answered by Ronatnyu 7 · 0 0

LMAO, that was funny. I had a boyfriend once who was sleep walking. He went to the dresser and pulled out a drawer, I caught him before he got himself out of his boxers though and took him to the bathroom. That was crazy. If I knew what a butt head he was going to be I would have let him pee all over his clothes.

2007-12-23 13:42:05 · answer #2 · answered by Patty M 5 · 2 0

Funny! that's a really good one. I will give you a star.

2007-12-23 13:50:29 · answer #3 · answered by I♥Reba 4 · 0 0

Ewww.

Good one though.
cheers

2007-12-23 14:54:11 · answer #4 · answered by rendezvous 3 · 0 0

ahhahahahahahahhhhahahahahha ahahhhh thats sooooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL I LOVE IT!


star!!!!

2007-12-23 14:08:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

hahahhahahhaaaaa
sooooo funny..

thanks for sharing it and for laughing

2007-12-23 16:54:48 · answer #6 · answered by Mag 7 · 0 0

hahaha

2007-12-23 15:51:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

good one my friend. lmao

2007-12-23 13:50:17 · answer #8 · answered by the man 3 · 0 0

lol

2007-12-23 13:46:35 · answer #9 · answered by this is my nickname. 4 · 0 0

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