2007-12-23 04:10:36 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cars & Transportation ➔ Aircraft
Even more amazing is the fact that it flies without registration, certification or flightplan.
But then it is only once an year, maybe the laws just pretend they didnt see it happen.
Merry Christmas!!!
2007-12-23 04:21:40 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 7⤊ 1⤋
Santa is an alien with advanced technology like anti gravity, aerodynamic force fields, matter compression storage, temporal inhibitors and a biology that allows a seemingly 400 lb man to fit down a 6" chimney pipe.
2007-12-24 21:41:08 · answer #2 · answered by rohak1212 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Santa has a special dispensation from the FAA, and is not required to follow the rules of aerodynamics (or logic).
2007-12-23 14:31:26 · answer #3 · answered by JetDoc 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
It is done along the same principle as how he stuffs all the toys into just one bag. Like Snoopy's doghouse, it is larger on the inside than it is on the outside.
Basically, it all comes under the heading of "Magic".
2007-12-25 14:46:16 · answer #4 · answered by d_battino 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He is borne aloft on the wings of tiny dreams and heartfelt hopes. He flies on the spirit of childhood and with the speed of thought. His motion has the magic of imagination. More than moving, he simply is, and he is in all places at the same time.Look about you, listen and open your senses. Do you not hear and feel the presence or see it in faces? He is an invisible energy that takes liberties with the vulgar laws of physics and pays no heed to logical necessity. He was created in our homes and in our hearts, and we have given him his gifts before he gave us ours.
Merry Christmas
2007-12-23 12:35:00 · answer #5 · answered by john s 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Cause it freakin santa, plus it uses the plasma propulsion as well as the anti-gravity shoes that the reindeer. He has access to some insane technology, crazy huh.
2007-12-23 12:13:12 · answer #6 · answered by Ezz 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Santa's Italian, and well, they know people. Look his name is Don Nick and the Elves are the rest of the "Family". So, believe me, they have connections, so you better stop asking so many questions or else you will get a visit by his top Capo Elf.
2007-12-23 12:19:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
The Sleigh runs on methane....
been that way since the begining of time..
2007-12-23 12:15:32 · answer #8 · answered by Dr. AssWhole 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Santa has a 'distribution deal' with Bob Marley.
"only ourselves can free our minds.."
"Don't worry about a thing cause every little thing is gonna be alright..."
"I feel so high i can even touch the sky...Got to have kaya now"
2007-12-23 14:46:26 · answer #9 · answered by stingjam 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Reindeer thrust overcomes the inherent drag of an unstable body.
2007-12-23 12:14:13 · answer #10 · answered by Prophet 1102 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋