Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer. The three men had always done everything together.
Daryl arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Daryl said, "Yup, his face is burnt up pretty bad. You better roll him over."
The mortician rolled him over, and Daryl said, "Nope, ain't Bubba."
The mortician thought that was rather strange. Then he brought Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer took a look at the body and said, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over."
The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No, it ain't Bubba."
The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"
Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two a!sholes."
"What? He had two as*holes?!" said the mortician.
"Yup, everyone knew he had two as&holes. Every time we went to town, folks would say, 'Here comes Bubba with them two a#sholes.'"
2007-12-23 02:58:27 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROFLMAO!!! That's hilarious! *star* for you!
2007-12-23 03:16:41 · answer #1 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO. Niiice.
Merry Christmas.
2007-12-23 03:43:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow thats amazing they say the same thing when my buddy jeff goes out with me and my cousin.... got to call jeff... it's a medical marval and we thought jeff was alone, man how common is this condition.
2007-12-23 03:04:25 · answer #3 · answered by dejavu 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, this is my first time to hear this and it's really funny!
2007-12-23 03:09:58 · answer #4 · answered by mavick 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol thats a good one
2007-12-23 03:07:14 · answer #5 · answered by just me 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha good one
2007-12-23 03:26:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha. i like that
2007-12-23 03:01:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol great
2007-12-23 04:20:25 · answer #8 · answered by Denz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
PHUNNY!!!! (pretty & hillarious, & funny!!)
2007-12-23 03:20:18 · answer #9 · answered by Lina 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
he he , fa,la,la,la,la Good one
2007-12-23 03:06:00 · answer #10 · answered by TN 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋