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Yeaaah, let's invite him. He will give birth to a marvellous Cinderella, on midnight.

2007-12-23 06:51:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

You should invite him! Have paint and supplies ready. Make it a family project to change the pumpkin into a Christmas Ornament.! A little paint, a bit of glitter and he will look good under the tree!!!

2007-12-23 11:02:54 · answer #2 · answered by fire4511 7 · 3 1

Never heard of a pair of SCISSORS before? Even TIN SNIPS can cut through a plastic pumpkin to extricate your son. How much weight has he lost since Halloween, since he cannot eat properly with this thing on his head?

Now, if it were a real pumpkin, you COULD have SLICED it off his head and made pumpkin pie for Thanksgiving. Next year, why don't you try this instead!

Besides, plastic is SO environmentally UNFRIENDLY! GO NATURAL!





Have a polite day.

2007-12-23 11:52:45 · answer #3 · answered by wyomugs 7 · 3 3

According to the Chinese proverb - if he got his head stuck inside the pumpkin on an odd year - then YES invite him to Christmas.

If he got it stuck on an even year - the NO - don't invite him to Christmas.

I'm just happy that he didn't get his 'manhood' stuck inside of a plastic St. Patty's Day Leprechaun.

2007-12-23 11:04:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 5 2

The real question is , " Are you old enough for Granny Goose ? " I had an identity crisis when I was 18 . If it feels good , do it . Invite him for Xmas but insist he wear a white beard .

2007-12-23 22:16:49 · answer #5 · answered by fairly odd Rod 2 · 2 2

Well, my eldest son of 25 has had a stick up his butt, for God knows how long, and I still invite him!

2007-12-23 11:18:51 · answer #6 · answered by zen 6 · 4 1

Just put a garland of holly about his head and it will be fine

2007-12-23 11:01:58 · answer #7 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 4 0

That's true! Now I remember that one!
Just put him in a closet until next halloween.

2007-12-23 11:15:10 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 3 2

It's CHRISTmas. Why not invite your son? :)

2007-12-23 11:14:03 · answer #9 · answered by Lovin' Life 3 · 2 1

Only If he can breath yet. If he can't anymore, you 'll have a superb piece of art in your house.

2007-12-23 11:24:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

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