Have you ever noticed, anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.... George Carlin
Times fun when you`re having flies...... Kermit the frog
The nice thing about egotists is that they don`t talk about other people
A mans health can be judged by which he takes two at a time, Pills or Stairs!
2007-12-23 02:36:20 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Quotations
Sprogg thanks for that it was a hoot
2007-12-23 02:59:12 · update #1
All are great :-) esp like the Kermit one.......Heres mine.......You cant Eat your cake and still have it.....(that never made much sense to me the other way round)..............My favourite retort was to my father who always said "the world dosent owe you anything son" WELL two can play at that game Dad !:-) ......Happy hols to you and all.
2007-12-23 19:29:24 · answer #1 · answered by SIMON H 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The first 1 is cool..i didnt notice it untill i read it but its true!! i love kermit's quote.. he is awesome.. so cute!
2007-12-23 02:46:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I especially like the Kermit the frog one, very witty!
Merry Christmas! ;-)
2007-12-23 02:47:21 · answer #3 · answered by psymon 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I've always tried to see the bright side of egotists & this is great!!
2007-12-23 03:16:26 · answer #4 · answered by Babette 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like them
2007-12-23 02:46:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ice on a dumpling rotates the world's ar*e.
2007-12-23 02:43:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
yess love them all! keep up the good work!
2007-12-23 05:04:18 · answer #7 · answered by funseeker 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first one hun..lol...
2007-12-23 03:08:09 · answer #8 · answered by †100% Angel† 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=TQCLX_k0oTc
2007-12-23 02:48:16 · answer #9 · answered by sproggmajor 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats good,the only one I knew was the -times fun .........
2007-12-23 02:45:07 · answer #10 · answered by I dont know 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋