Funny or Not?

Question

A blonde and her brunette friend were talking, when the blonde said, "I hate all the blonde jokes people tell."

"Oh, they are only jokes. There are a lot of stupid people out there. Here, I'll prove it to you."

They went outside and hailed a taxi driver.

"Please take me to 29 Nickel Street to see if I'm home," said the brunette.

The taxi drove them to Nickel Street, and when they finally got out, the brunette looked at the blonde and said, "See! That guy was really stupid."

"No kidding," replied the blonde. "There was a pay phone just around the corner. You could have called instead."

Answer 1

got one here.

Resignation Letter Of the P EN I S

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following
reasons:

I do physical labor.

I work at great depths.

I plunge head first into everything I do.

I do not get weekends or holidays off.

I work in a damp environment.

I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.

I work in high temperatures.

I am willing to work any shift.

My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

The response:

Dear Penis:

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have
raised, the administration rejects your request for the following
reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight.

You fall asleep after brief work periods.

You do not always follow the orders of the management team.

You do not stay in your designated work area and are often seen visiting
other locations.

You do not take initiative, you need to be pressured and stimulated in
order to start working.

You leave your workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.

You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing
the
correct protective clothing.

You will retire well before you are 65.

You are unable to work double shifts.

You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed
the
assigned task.

And if that were not enough, you have been constantly entering and
exiting
the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

Sincerely,
The Management


What part of your body goes to heaven first????
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The teacher while teaching was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question,
"When you die and go to Heaven...which part of your body goes first?"

Gauri raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands."

"Why do you think it's your hands, Gauri?"

Gauri replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first."

"What a wonderful answer!" the teacher said.

Little Ramu raised his hand and said, "Teacher, I think it's your legs.

"The teacher looked at him with the strangest look on her face.

"Now, Ramu, why do you think it would be your legs?"

Naughty Ramu said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the other night.

Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, "Oh God! here I come . . .

"If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her."

The teacher fainted.

Answer 2

heard it b4 ,u got the blonde and the brunette reversed,it the blonde that wants to see if she's home ,and the brunette says there a pay phone around the corner

Answer 3

Not funny..and why blonde? no matter what colour hair we have, we all do or say something stupid..lol
and pray that no one saw or heard us..lol

Answer 4

Why are blonds being tagged as dumb in those jokes?

Answer 5

That really funny LMFAO

Answer 6

I don't think that it's that funny, but that's only me.

Answer 7

I thought it was funny!!

Answer 8

its cute, but not exactly funny

Answer 9

its not hilariously but its cute

Answer 10

lol- never heard it before *